Yoko

Name: Yoko Ono
Party: Yes please, love party...
Pros: Powerful enough to break up the Beatles
Cons: Powerful enough to break up the Beatles
Chance she'll win: 2%... Minnesota has never elected a female.

The Corpse of Lenin

Name: Vladimir Lenin
Party: Communist
Pros: Understands Universal HealthCare
Cons: Will appoint Stalin as Vice President
Chance he'll win: 56%... If they elect Jesse Ventura I'd imagine the reanimated corpse of a soviet revolutionary is not too far off.

Norm Coleman

Name: Norm Coleman
Party: Republican
Pros: Political Experience
Cons: He's Norm Coleman
Chance he'll win: 0% - Argueably the least likely candidate... a piece of poo would probably win...

Gaston

Name: Gaston
Political Party: Republican
Political Experience: War veteran against beasts
Pros: Very strong opinion, everyone adores him, roughly the size of a barge.
Cons: Is unable to read and is racist against things that are different than him... also his head aide is an annoying comic relief character.
Chance he'll win: 15%... Minnesota likes out there politicians... they would love to be the first state to elect a cartoon.