Thursday, September 3, 2009

Gaston

Name: Gaston
Political Party: Republican
Political Experience: War veteran against beasts
Pros: Very strong opinion, everyone adores him, roughly the size of a barge.
Cons: Is unable to read and is racist against things that are different than him... also his head aide is an annoying comic relief character.
Chance he'll win: 15%... Minnesota likes out there politicians... they would love to be the first state to elect a cartoon.

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